Category: Hi-Fives

Lo-Five to the national chicken tender shortage — what will the Theta Delts order at El Charro now?

Lo-Five to the Fox News Christmas tree that burst into flames. A War on Christmas, eh?

Hi-Five to the Detroit Lions for finally pulling off their first victory. Unlike most Wabash guys, Jared Goff can actually score.

Lo-Five to the Arizona Coyotes for close to losing and being locked out of their home stadium. Having the worst record league is bad enough, but playing at Raymond S. Kellis High School might be a little too much.

Hi-Five to the College bringing back Boat Races for Scarlet Honors. It are the little things that distract you from the impending reality that Finals start in 3 days…

Lo-five to Brian Kelly for ditching Notre Dame for the Bayou in the midst of the playoff hunt. From inside sources, Kelly’s address to the team was longer than the combined minutes the Irish have been competitive in a CFP game, so there is that.

Lo-five to the MLB owners for the first work stoppage in 26 years. Are we surprised? Nope. Will the players get what they deserve? Nope. Will the owners cry poor? Yep. Bold strategy for a sport that continues to lose young fans year after year. Let’s see if it works…

Lo-five to the physical health of all students the week after Bell. Some are still recovering, but after D***** had it for two years, can we say we are surprised with whatever ailment we had to deal with?

Hi-five to Archie Manning for tossing one helluva coin flip at the Bell game and dipping. On the flip side that was the most entertaining Manning moment in two years.

Hi-five to D***** for losing 45-0 in the playoffs. Didn’t make the playoffs, fine. Won the Bell? I would answer you, but I can’t hear over the ringing of the Bell EVERY DAY at its true home.

Hi-Five to all of our risk managers out there this weekend. We here at The Bachelor will make sure that you have a lot of risks to manage come Saturday night.

Lo-Five to DePauw’s day of “giving” this week. Raising 30 percent of Wabash’s Day of Giving is a real accomplishment when you have twice as many alumni. Congrats guys.