Category: Hi-Fives

Hi-five to the 76ers for taking away the spotlight from the Pacers’ opening game collapse. Who knows? After getting 123 points dropped on us, there might be a perennial Defensive Player of the Year candidate on the trade block…

Hi-five to Keyshawn Johnson for comparing Jon Gruden to a usedcar salesman. Don’t think he will Y2-Banana his way out of this one.

Hi-Five to a long-awaited break. So, that’s what it feels like to have two reading days back-to-back? Maybe we should start have many reading days together and call it a break! … Fall break?

Hi-Five to the Student Life Committee’s Finding Wally event for finally convincing Sig Chis to spend time in the library.

Hi-Five to Student Senate socialism in the form of 1832 Brew credit. Comrade Esterline has raised the hopes of the Wabash proletariat. Byron is the vanguard of the revolution.

Lo-Five to the NFL for choosing Kings of Leon to kick off the draft. That was a marginal choice in like 2013.

Hi-Five to Rick Santorum for claiming that the founding fathers “created a society from nothing.” We think this is a totally historically accurate account. There certainly was nothing here before 1776!

Lo-Five to “President” Biden for pushng for a ban on menthol cigarettes. This move just confirms our suspiscion that the geezer has never shot-gunned a Coors Banquet and followed up it up by ripping a Camel Crush. Total GDI.