Category: Hi-Fives

Lo-Five to The DePauw for being unable to do math. You hosted the last Bell Game. We are hosting this one. It is not that hard.

Hi-Five to Betamania for providing “fortunate” guests and wrestlers warm Natty Ice and Busch Light. The front row truly got to immerse themselves into the Beta experience.

Hi-Five to Paul Rudd for being voted the “Sexiest Man Alive” this year. Who would have thought? Not us.

Hi-five to the Pacers for being one of the few bright spots for Wabash students. Not that Myles Turner popping off will solve our seasonal depression, but it ain’t hurting.

Hi-Five to the Braves for beating the Trashtros in the World Series. The only bang heard in Houston was Jorge Soler’s homer landing on the Moon.

Lo-Five to Aaron Rodgers for lying about his vaccination status. Fantasy owners might be disappointed, but his weekly appearance on The Pat McAfee Show can’t come soon enough.

Lo-Five to all the campus squirrels for losing their acorns. No Nut November is back with its tricks.

Hi-Five to Pete Davidson for yet another eventful weekend in the tabloids. Not sure what we are missing, but Wabash men might have to take a pointer or two.

Hi-five to Wabash basketball returning next week. The first “Give me a W” chant >>>

Lo-five to the DePauw student body for not showing up to the soccer match on Wednesday. Don’t worry, you have 15 days to get it together.

Hi-five to MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred on becoming public enemy #1 in both Houston and Atlanta over the last few years. I am sure he is very much looking forward to rewarding the winning team with the Commissioner’s trophy to either team … just hopefully not the Astros.

Lo-five to all of the IM Football games being held in the pitch dark. It is not like these guys already have enough excuses lined up when they play terrible.