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Early Season Woes

Oct 29, 2021

Hi-five to the lackluster Lakers for taking some of the attention away from the Pacers so far this season. Don’t mind us getting mentally prepared for what will be another Colts-letown this Sunday to balance out the mediocrity that is Indianapolis sports.

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Liver Working Double-Time

Oct 22, 2021

Low-Five to the Athletic Department for not scheduling any home events for this weekend. What are we suppose to do to entertain ourselves? Go back to drawing in the dirt like last year?

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To Our Keyboard Warriors On Campus

Oct 22, 2021

Hi-Five to Yik Yak for noticabley cutting down on email-warfare. Not everything said on Yik Yak is appropriate, but at least we can agree that we are in a continuous state of misery. Yay…

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Pacers Take On Role Of Babysitter?

Oct 22, 2021

Hi-five to the 76ers for taking away the spotlight from the Pacers’ opening game collapse. Who knows? After getting 123 points dropped on us, there might be a perennial Defensive Player of the Year candidate on the trade block…

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Roger Goodell Might Actually Have To Do His Job

Oct 22, 2021

Hi-five to Keyshawn Johnson for comparing Jon Gruden to a usedcar salesman. Don’t think he will Y2-Banana his way out of this one.

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No Surprises Here

Oct 22, 2021

Hi-Five to a long-awaited break. So, that’s what it feels like to have two reading days back-to-back? Maybe we should start have many reading days together and call it a break! … Fall break?

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Gonzo Is a Master Beta

Apr 30, 2021

Hi-Five to the Student Life Committee’s Finding Wally event for finally convincing Sig Chis to spend time in the library.

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So, What Page of The Manifesto Is This On?

Apr 30, 2021

Hi-Five to Student Senate socialism in the form of 1832 Brew credit. Comrade Esterline has raised the hopes of the Wabash proletariat. Byron is the vanguard of the revolution.

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Let Me Grab My Shuttershades

Apr 30, 2021

Lo-Five to the NFL for choosing Kings of Leon to kick off the draft. That was a marginal choice in like 2013.

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Rick Knows

Apr 30, 2021

Hi-Five to Rick Santorum for claiming that the founding fathers “created a society from nothing.” We think this is a totally historically accurate account. There certainly was nothing here before 1776!

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Stock Up On Newports

Apr 30, 2021

Lo-Five to “President” Biden for pushng for a ban on menthol cigarettes. This move just confirms our suspiscion that the geezer has never shot-gunned a Coors Banquet and followed up it up by ripping a Camel Crush. Total GDI.

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